The Excuse Planner: Your Digital Alibi
Because life happens. And when it doesn't, we’ll help you explain why.
We’ve all been there: The alarm didn't go off. The "one quick drink" turned into four. You simply cannot face another neighborhood HOA meeting. You could tell the truth... or you could use The Excuse Planner.
The Excuse Planner is the world’s first behavioral-aware alibi generator. It uses advanced AI to craft the perfect story, tailored specifically to your life, your transit, and your level of trouble.
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Key Features
The Alibi Profile™ (Your Secret Weapon)
Stop using "flat tire" excuses when you don't even own a car. Our Alibi Profile stores the facts of your life—your commute, your pets, your kids, and your living situation—to ensure every excuse we generate is statistically bulletproof. * If you take the subway, we won't give you a traffic jam. If you have a cat, we’ll give you a hairball emergency.
Panic Mode: The 3-Second Save
In a bind? Open the app and hit the Panic Button. Based on your location and the time, we’ll generate an immediate, one-tap excuse you can send via text or email. Need it to be better? Answer two quick questions to skyrocket your Believability Score.
The Credibility Tracker (The Mirror)
How many times have you "killed off" your grandma this year? Our Credibility Tracker monitors your "Last 30 Days" history. If you’ve used too many transportation excuses lately, the app will warn you: "Your boss is getting suspicious. Switch to a 'Household Emergency' for better results."
The Bridge to Truth
The "Honest Friend" in your pocket. Underneath every lie we craft, there is a Truth Mode button. It generates a high-integrity, professional, and vulnerable way to tell the truth. Bonus: Using the Truth Mode restores your Credibility Score.
Whimsical Mode
Sometimes, you just want to see the world burn. Shake your phone to enter Whimsical Mode—a playground of the absurd. Perfect for when you want to tell your friends you’re late because you were recruited by a secret society of time-traveling cobblers.
Use Cases & Scenarios
Scenario A: The "Work-From-Home" Oversleep
The Problem: You woke up at 9:15 AM for a 9:00 AM Zoom call.
The Selection: Impact: Late | Recipient: Boss | Severity: Totally Cooked.
The Generated Excuse: "I am so sorry. My internet went down city-wide, and I've been on the phone with the ISP for 20 minutes trying to get a reboot signal. Jumping on now via my hotspot!"
The Alibi Tip: "Mention the specific ISP name (Comcast/AT&T) for 95% believability."
The Bridge to Truth: ““
Scenario B: The "I Just Don't Want to Go" Social Invite
The Problem: A casual friend invited you to a 'Game Night,' and you’re already in your pajamas.
The Selection: Path: I don't wanna go | Tone: Self-Deprecating.
The Generated Excuse: "I would love to, but I’ve managed to catch a weird 24-hour bug and I’m currently losing a battle with a bowl of soup. I don't want to bring that energy (or those germs) to game night!"
The Alibi Tip: ““
The Bridge to Truth: ““
Scenario C: The Anniversary "Oops"
The Problem: You forgot the dinner reservation time. You’re 45 minutes away.
The Selection: Occasion: Anniversary | Impact: Late | Severity: It'll be OK.
The Generated Excuse: "I was halfway there and realized I left your gift on the counter. I had to turn back because I couldn't bear to show up empty-handed on our night. See you in 20!"
The Alibi Tip: ““
The Bridge to Truth: "I'll be honest, I completely lost track of time at the office. I'm rushing now because I want to spend every minute with you. I am so sorry."
We don't recommend making excuses. In fact, we think it’s a bad idea. But we know that sometimes, you just need a crutch to get through a messy day. Our goal is to provide that crutch while slowly showing you that the truth is usually easier.
Accuracy Score: 88% (and climbing)
Note: We never hit 100%. Because a lie is never perfect.